This is purely a vent. All names will not be censored to conceal the identities of those innocent and guilty. That's just not how I work.
So, I got a call a few days ago to help out a friend.
Here are a few clarifications:
Josh Villarreal has a friend named Jonathan Copeman and he's married to Elvia.
Elvia wants a divorce.
Elvia asked Josh to help her find someone to do a favour.
Josh asked me to do the favour.
I agreed.
Damn... did I get myself into some really deep shit.
Ok, Saturday night was when Elvia decided it was a good time to fake some Facebook drama so she can have "proof" so she can feel confident filing for divorce. Little did I know that our acting would be so convincing, because I got people I don't even know on my ass fighting me. Even Elizabeth Ruiz, a girl i was really nice to, talked super shit about me, and I didn't do anything to her:
"Well yeah, I hear she's a whore anyways she's liKe what 16 17 maybe?... Sounds liKe another charity welfare case to me... I bet money she'll be prego w/in 2yrs. They way she seems to be sluttin around town... I mean Damn there aint any dudes in Pearland/Alvin she aint tapped... She's gotta resort to Liverpool.. Pathetic*"
Hmmm, nice, except, Liz, your argument is based on me acting like a slut, not me actually being a slut. And another clarification: the only two people I know in Alvin is 1. a girl in my troop that goes to Manville, and 2. a guy that sells pot to a friend of mine. I didn't "tap" either of them, thank you very much. I only had sex twice in my damn life. Yeah, that's totally me fucking every guy in the Pearland/Alvin area.
The other person attacking me is Rebecca Copeman. I actually don't know her except as Jonathan's sister:
"Haha damn well said well said that's y she is jealous cause Jonathan don't want nothing to do with her ass so she is pissed cause he the only guy who won't let her tap it haha he's all elvias might I say tht elvia is FUCKING SEXY and th most coolest girl ever I love you sis "
Im not jealous. I would NEVER have sex with Jonathan. I only said that shit because Elvia wanted me to. I might not have some hardcore proof that it's true, I know in my head and heart that it is. I'm not a terrible person trying to break up a marriage, I'm the terrible person doinig a favour for a stranger.
Now... What does Liz have to say?
"Dude, she broke up w/ one (of the many ;P )of my guy friend b/c he wouldn't have sex w/ he until she was legal in T.X- which is 17.. What a disease ridden nasty ChicK"
What do I have to say to that? Sex has nothing to do with Josh Rutland and I breaking up. And he is one of the two people I had sex with. The first one was like four years ago with Peter Trebles. Yes, I lost my virginity at 13, say what you want, but also notice I didn't have any sex for, what, about 3 years before I had sex with Josh. I broke up with Josh because I wasn't ready to be engaged and I was scared and confused. I stayed up every night regretting my decision to break up with him because I truly, with my entire heart, loved him. Oh, and I'm disease free, thanks. That's what happens when you basically have no sex. Isn't that how it works?
Rebecca:
"It's alright I got my sisters back I aint goin to let some bitch fuck with her you either don't worry elvia me and Lizz got ur back girl we love yah"
Elvia doesn't need your back because she asked me to do this in the first place. She knows I wasn't serious. Sheesh...
Liz:
"Yeah, but she won't really need it.. That chicK aint competition.. She's still a teenager & she's Fat.. Can you imagine when she gets older & loses her metabolism :O.. I'm sure we'll see her on T.V. in a couple of years- on Maury waddlin on stage playin that game_ whose my baby's Daddy?..."
I'm fat, yes, you think I don't know that? I do shower and look in the mirror everyday, don't you know. I'm ok with being fat. I rather be fat than fucking kill myself over every little thing I eat or do, unlike my cousin Argelia Ayala. Sure, losing weight sounds like a great idea, how come I didn't think of that? Dumb bitch I have thought about it. I walk fucking two miles or more almost every fucking day. And the Maury show? I much rather be on Jerry Springer. And I'll know who my baby's daddy is, when I decide to have children after I get married. I bet you'll say something like "no one will marry your fat ass." Fair enough, then I'll just have no children.
Well isn't this fun? Let's see what else I can find....
Oh, here's one from Jonathan himself:
"Bitch i don't even know your bitch ass goin to my wife sayin I love you and I wana fuck you all I know is why you lying for you little skank and if you talk to us again you will regret it if you realy want a dick I'm sure your dad will give it to you cuz no one wants your fat ass but him"
Yes, I was lying, that's the whole point of the performance. It's acting, and she wanted me to pretend to be a slut saying that you wanna get with me so she can have a reason to DIVORCE YOUR WHITE FUCKING ASS! Talk to your wife, sir. She doesn't want to be with you anymore and I'm not the reason.
John Ruiz:
"Bitch do you realize how fuckin nasty you are only17 an already a hoe and home wrecker if you were going for the title of sluttiest girl in brazoria you win.I live on stone Rd hit me up if you wanna work my corner"
Who the fuck are you? I don't remember mentioning a mother fucking John Ruiz come out of my fucking mouth. Get out of my mother fucking business!! Yes, I'm 17, and I'm not really a slut. I didn't actually mean those things I said. If i did, I wouldn't be here trying to defend myself.
So there you have it, world. The truth. Read it and weep.
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