Yes, I know I haven't been blogging in a long time, but I'm back now, and I'm going to be more brutally honest than ever. What's the point of blogging if you can't be honest? I don't see a point. Where do I start? I don't know, so bare with me if my story is out of order!
I spent about two weeks at my grandma's house. It was pretty interesting. My aunt got a Rottweiler named Shark, which is quite a perfect name, considering how much the puppy bites!! I was trying to train him, but he's still a bit young, or maybe I wasn't trying hard enough? Regardless, he's such a sweetheart and I spoil the shit out of that dog!
I also went out with my ex boyfriend, Peter Treblas, as friends to Dolphin mall. We saw Get Him to the Greek together. Fucking hilarious! I'll have a movie review along with Prince of Persia, Splice, and Shrek Forever After.
Speaking of Peter, since we're on that subject. Hanging around with him makes me realize why I broke up with him in the first place. He's a great guy, sure, but he's really immature, he says stupid things that piss me the fuck off, and he buys me things so he has leverage over me or something. And on top of all that, he touches me all the time. I'm too nice to yell at him "dude, we're not dating, don't treat me like your girlfriend" but I guess after this blog, he might understand that we're JUST FRIENDS and we'll never be more than that. I always lived by "Never Say Never" but I'm comepletely honest about this never. I'm not at all attracted to him. I can't even imagine kissing him on the cheek. I just am not attracted to him at all! I couldn't even have a one night stand with the guy. Do you understand?
For the past two weekends, Father took us out on the boat. Holy shit, is the boat fun! I can even say that all the cuts I've gotten were totally worth it! And let me tell you, this past Saturday the score was Glass-4, Gabii-0! And last Sunday, Boat Chair -3, Gabii-0! I'm also learning that I'm developing a taste for alcohol. Rut-Oh!!! (as Scooby-Doo would say) I need to preserve what's left of my innocence, if there's any left.
Today's hot topic is porn. I don't understand how porn is popular or ANYTHING! The only purpose I can see it serving is maybe helping you learn how to do different positions or something, but in all reality, it's really dirty. It makes men have a false sense of what sex is, and makes women very insecure. Ok, maybe this is just an opinion, and not fact, but that's how I see it. And those porn movies is just overdoing it. The acting and shit, PATHETIC!!!! Men, if you watch porn, go out to a bar and just pick up a chick. I'm sure the action is way better than masterbating to soft-core or hard-core porn. And porn addicts: you have no game. Sit in your room and die watching porn.
Another sad part about porn is that they actually have an award show for it. And some of the girls actually enjoy it. I can't see myself being in porn and loving it. It has to be a very lonely and sad world to live in. No to mention, you have to be in really good shape and have nice boobs to be in porn. I can't imagine how I would feel to get a call from my job saying "Ok, you have a nude photo shoot" or "you have a movie to shoot. I hope you're ready for a threesome." I mean, the porn industry HAS to be a very lonely to be involved with. Wouldn't you agree? Its like prostitution, but it's not illegal. Actually, they do get paid for sex, so why isn't it illegal? Oh, maybe because they aren't on the street and not getting picked up by pig polititions, that's why it's not illegal.
Movie Reviews!!
Get Him To The Greek
Basically, this movie is very dysfunctional. Russell Brand plays Aldous Snow, the lead singer of Infant Sorrow. Jonah Hill plays Aaron Green who has to get Aldous from London to L.A. in three days. They party and party, smoke a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall, and run away from Diddy, have sex, get plastered, high off their ass, all in three days. Why the dead line? Aaron came up with the idea to have Infant Sorrow do a 10 year anniversary show at the Greek in L.A.
Rating: 12 out of 11 stars
Prince Of Persia: Sands of Time
So Jake Gyllenhaal is Dastan, a kid off the streets accepted into royalty because of his loyalty. They take over a royal city and he takes a dagger as a keepsake. Then his father, the king, gets murdered and he is framed! He goes on an adventure to clear his name and catch the guy who killed his father with the princess of the royal city he helped take over. They fall in love and save the world. Oh, did I mention that the dagger can reverse time?
Rating: 13 out of 15 stars.
Splice
This was a pretty good movie in the beginning. Basically Dren is part human and part animal a smart couple made to prove that they can. The girl gets really attatched to it and it causes alot of trouble. They move her to a secluded house and she goes up. But then the guy has sex with this thing. Gross right?? Well, it gets worse. The thing is a girl, right? Well it's sex changes and now Dren is a man and rapes the girl. Disturbing as fuck. I won't ruin the ending if you actually want to see it.
Rating 2 and a half out of 5 stars
Shrek Forever After
Well, this is the "final chapter" of Shrek. It was mildly funny, and actually quite interesting. The Real-D experience actually makes me smile because you feel like you're part of the movie. So the story is that Rumplestiltskin offers Shrek to be a real Oger for a day by offering up a day from his past. Shrek agrees and signs the contract. As he's being an Oger, he discovers that the day Rumple took from him was the day he was born so when the day was over, Shrek would have never existed. The only way to break the curse was True Love's Kiss. Any more information would ruin the movie.
Rating 94 out of 100 stars.
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